Y'all are so stupid, humans are monkeys and we have pretty much no hair in comparison to our primate cousins. Also, it's not a Spartan cause this isn't halo, they just look like a Spartan. I'm also fuming cause nobody commented on how peaceful this guy was! In the face of hers hunting him down and agents tracking him, he still didn't kill a single entity. (Very impressive patience for a human.)
AGENTS OF THE WORLD. I call you to collaborate against our only and worst enemy. I call to you to collaborate together to beat the Nazionalisitc government of the Germany. I call you for a battle that even kursk or Stalingrad haven't seen. I call you to collaborate and untie against our enemy. I call you for a new convention!
(*Lambert. Fedorov. The true god. Universe. Vladimir. Doom guy. I call to you as well *)
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was this posted by an alien or something? why the fuck is op referring to humans as "bald space monkeys"?
Cuz that's what we are I mean, it's their world, so we're the aliens invading that or it could be a funny joke
wait that is a Spartan armor from Halo 5
I just had the best beat session ever
want to know why title said bald monkey? because it was evolution some shit...
Is that agent fucking maine?
Mass Effect 3 not halo
It looks so much like an EVA!
Where is my flamethrower? burn the heretic and the Furry..FOR THE EMPORAH!
That dude wasn't bald OR a monkey!
AGENTS OF THE WORLD. I call you to collaborate against our only and worst enemy. I call to you to collaborate together to beat the Nazionalisitc government of the Germany. I call you for a battle that even kursk or Stalingrad haven't seen. I call you to collaborate and untie against our enemy. I call you for a new convention!
(*Lambert. Fedorov. The true god. Universe. Vladimir. Doom guy. I call to you as well *)
It's not for communism but the sake of humanity
Lovely story.
Ngl if u read this with the halo 3 theme it gets better
Yo for furry porn, this was amazing
the title is just like a post from r/nrandnewscentence
This is not reddit shut the fuck up
No You.
Reddit takes things from every website.
Fucking starts on page 18.
You're welcome.
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