But I've heard people say they heard the tape and it ain't that bad
But it was, I singled out a whole race
And for that apologize, I was wrong
'Cause no matter what color a girl is, she's still a hoe
This elastic chicka chicka chicks only job in this world is to suck dicks
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My boss got mad at me for sexual misconduct in the workplace and threatened to fire me so I fucked her daughter
I work from home with my wife
So you cheated on your wife?
W comic
wheres the part where they get couaght by the janitor
I thought he got fired from his office job after punching his boss straight to the ER
wholesome af
Who here dunks their grilled cheese into tomato soup?
Me!
That is the only real way to eat grilled cheese
Is your moms food that bad?
Uh, what?
Can't wait for you to introduce the multiverse in this story
I think the views are botted
But I've heard people say they heard the tape and it ain't that bad
But it was, I singled out a whole race
And for that apologize, I was wrong
'Cause no matter what color a girl is, she's still a hoe
This elastic chicka chicka chicks only job in this world is to suck dicks
Adam Sandler on page 5
this just makes me want to stretch elastigirls head across the concrete like gum even more
I've quite fancied playing tetherball with her head.
not a bad idea to twine her head around a pole and twist I must admit
she has full control of her powers she does it on command you fucking asshole
Thank you. It is simply a fantasy of mine though.
same
Nothing too Incredible so far
Laugh.
(This is my joke btw and always will be no matter what others might say, if they say otherwise they are lying.)
((If they do double down on saying its theirs you are free to call them out, tell them I gave you permission.))
(((L + Ratio + Seethe + Cope + Mald to those who have to siphon off of my grammatical genius and cant make jokes of their own)))
I hope that everyone pulls a Amy Schumer (or Vanilla Ice if you wanna keep up the music theme) and steals this and claim that all others are lying.
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Nothing too Incredible so far
Laugh.
(This is my joke btw and always will be no matter what others might say, if they say otherwise they are lying.)
((If they do double down on saying its theirs you are free to call them out, tell them I gave you permission.))
(((L + Ratio + Seethe + Cope + Mald to those who have to siphon off of my grammatical genius and cant make jokes of their own)))
Dammit cartman
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