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Bro that ending...

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BRO THIS NEW EPISODE OF NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC IS CRAZY! THEY ACTUALLY GOT SOME DRAGONS!
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Plot twist, that picture of Ember is really her looking through a window.
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say inseminated 10 times fast
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did it first try
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I ended up saying "Incinerator..." 
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Same lmao
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Yeah this failed it's purpose. Too sloppy and was cringy often. Didn't cum.

4/10 wouldn't read again or recommend to anyone else

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Nagito: "Don't rate this shit and just leave it alone they're trying their fucking best-"

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Joined: 2019/06/04

I don't really know what to think of this one, the style is a bit amateur, story is quick and weak and the transmission to mating is just trash. I did not jerk off to this neither should you humans. 5/10 and im still on the good side.

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Perfectly balanced. As all things should be

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I was narrating this story with the voice of David Attenborough in my head, but then the real narrator was reveled.

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This site now has dr kondraki lambert the one true god daddy staling and people asking for Minecraft advice 

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Cool

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Joined: 2020/08/13

Could've been worse.

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You should make on like this but with wings of fire characters!

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ya should do this with wings of fire characters.\

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I didn't know anyone else on this site was cultured.
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Comedy Gold

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Make more like this

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Joined: 2019/12/06

No

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Joined: 2020/10/06

Dear agent Lambet,

I am looking forward to the next chance we get to work on the weaponisation of certain Scps.  I find having a bright mind around helps me work better, contrary to popular belief.

Best regards, Dr. Konraki

 

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ok so hello so can you tell me how craft diamond pickaxe in the minecraft ok so thank you good bye bye

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First, make sure you've gotten to the iron pickaxe. It's required that you have it.

Next, go to y 17 or y 12 (I forget which), that is where most diamonds spawn at.

You can strip mine, but it's easier if you just go into a cave for diamonds.

Once you've obtained 3 diamonds, make a set of sticks and use a crafting table to make a diamond pickaxe.

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diamonds can spawn anywhere from y5 to y15, but a lot more spawn at y9, 11, & 12

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Also In Many Caves its Easier To Find Near Lava So if Theres Alot Of Lava Ur Most Likly Near Diamonds

 

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Lava near diamonds myth is false its possible but not true

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what the hell!? 

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Three diamonds on top a stick in the middle and a stick on the bottom middle to make a diamond pickaxe

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MLP to shippers:Ah yes the negotiators   

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