the reason the santa's elfs are short is becuase theyve been forced to evolve by santa clause using magic and chemistry to fuck up the elves to make them submissive and weak
The elves were once a noble race if faery folk who ruled the woods. But the great tyrant Santa enslaved a large portion of their race, so now the few that are left live in hiding, making shoes and baking cookies in trees.
people like to debate like james bond vs john wick vs agent 47 vs(random secret agent character for example sterling archer) they never take in account that 47 is bullet proof like his skin is bullet proof and has like a 7 clones
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You are not alone. Also have the same thing for songs, some of which I actually wrote down. I think I have one here;
"I thought I loved you but I'm not sure I do
'Cause I can keep dreaming all I want
But I want things to happen that simply can't
Feels like trying to go through closed door
not even music can cheer me up anymore"
Can I use that?
well fuck me sideways and make me a skillet this elf has the rizz of a god didn't even have to try.
proof santa is real
Real
black pepple sex turns me off
racism detected
that's not racist
how?
Clearly racist
like me
proof?
replace black pepple sex with ur name and thats what every girl says about u
the elf got summoned back to santa clauses communist control
elfs live for a very long time so they are perfect for forcing into labor
the reason the santa's elfs are short is becuase theyve been forced to evolve by santa clause using magic and chemistry to fuck up the elves to make them submissive and weak
The elves were once a noble race if faery folk who ruled the woods. But the great tyrant Santa enslaved a large portion of their race, so now the few that are left live in hiding, making shoes and baking cookies in trees.
There is no e in Santa Claus, "Santa Clause" is a Tim Allen movie
U fucking it was going so well
also they fit into tight spaces which is useful for certain tasks.
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Santa is real though
Based AF
Santa isn't real just like your sky daddy
anonymous
people like to debate like james bond vs john wick vs agent 47 vs(random secret agent character for example sterling archer) they never take in account that 47 is bullet proof like his skin is bullet proof and has like a 7 clones
goofy
Pls continue the story I like it
Mariah Carey has been recontained
Saint Nicholas remains at very large
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