There was this chick once and my dick was too big for her pussy (no I'm not bragging it fucking sucks) so she just sucked me off and I licked her, but she was so fucking ass at it that I told her to stop and give me a handjob instead. Spent half an hour on it and I never visited her again.
My ex and I (never had sex only did oral stuff) would give each other head often and it always took me a while to cum. Not her fault, just how I am I guess. Sometimes if I'd take too long she'd start getting lazy and giving me teeth and I felt so bad when I had to tell her it hurt lmao. Then sometimes she'd be "massaging" my balls and after a while stop being delicate and basically crush them (ouch)
There's this short on YouTube about a rogue asking what's the point of living, and then a knight nearby says "I like pizza, and want to eat more of it".
It doesn't need to be something big, bro, find a small thing that you would enjoy doing: eating, taking a stroll, looking at the sky, hell, even gaming (not too much tho).
That's life bro, a bunch small things that at the end tell a big story
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My virgin ass getting head for the first time:
She is sucking his soul
There was this chick once and my dick was too big for her pussy (no I'm not bragging it fucking sucks) so she just sucked me off and I licked her, but she was so fucking ass at it that I told her to stop and give me a handjob instead. Spent half an hour on it and I never visited her again.
My ex and I (never had sex only did oral stuff) would give each other head often and it always took me a while to cum. Not her fault, just how I am I guess. Sometimes if I'd take too long she'd start getting lazy and giving me teeth and I felt so bad when I had to tell her it hurt lmao. Then sometimes she'd be "massaging" my balls and after a while stop being delicate and basically crush them (ouch)
Suffering from success
This boy is DYING bro. Theodore got nothing on the head hes getting
I just watched A Minecraft Movie.
Was it good?
Ngl the guys blowjob faces are also really hot im so bi bro
the dog aspect really draws a select few in
REAL
I promise you nobody gaf. fag
Have a seat, son.
Stfu homophobic pos
where the pussy at?
I really should use more of this comment section
sooooo 1 really.. anyways i watched breaking bad FUCKING PEAK AND THE MOVIE A VERY FITTING END
Haven't seen it yet, started watching better call Saul before I started on it.
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WHAT NOOOOO DUDEEE
DIE!!! THY END IS NOW!!! CRUSH!!! PREPARE THYSELF!!!!! WEAK!!!!
Big ass shoe
a shaken old fashioned? yeah this comic fucking sucks
i think it's pretty clear the cats an idiot
Unrelated but I think I'm depressed. I don't feel any purpose but I don't wanna kms either. I'm just existing gang
Yeah, that's a mood, man. Porn starting to feel dull too?
There's this short on YouTube about a rogue asking what's the point of living, and then a knight nearby says "I like pizza, and want to eat more of it".
It doesn't need to be something big, bro, find a small thing that you would enjoy doing: eating, taking a stroll, looking at the sky, hell, even gaming (not too much tho).
That's life bro, a bunch small things that at the end tell a big story
I wish i was allowed to kms.
Try some music bro, sometimes the good shit enlightened people sometimes. Like Igor or blonde
For me that'd be Mastodon
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