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He did it. He reached the goon state.

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bro why does a reptile have boobs whats the point. is the dragon awalys been a dragon or a cursed bitch!

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The dragon also has spikes on its head that act like hair, maybe it’s a mammal? Just with leathery skin, like an elephant? Dammit man you’ve got me thinking too deep into this. It’s porn, roll with it.

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Joined: 18/09/2023

Well, not all mammals don't lay eggs.

A PLATYPUS PLUMBER?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS PLUMBER?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!???

Point being, biology's a bitch. There are exeptions.

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Ah, Perry the Platypus, what a unexpected surprise. By unexpected I MEAN COMPLETE EXPECT!

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Joined: 13/12/2023

in a fight, you could pull those nip piercings and it would hurt like a BITCH.

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Joined: 18/09/2023

Well I've got a phishing rod.

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Joined: 29/04/2023

ready the whale boat lads

Anonymous (not verified)
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Why is the guy also caked up

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Straight people when males have muscles that help them walk

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Gay people when males have muscles that act as cushions during sexo

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Missed opportunity to say "Lay the dragon" instead of "Slay this pussy" 

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I said SLAY the dragon! NOT LAY THE DRAGON!!!

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Main character looks like a robot master from MegaMan.

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Joined: 06/04/2023

Pussy Slayer?

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Joined: 23/09/2019

Bruh, fuck pussy, time to kill these mercenary dogs and kick them from Magadan. 

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Joined: 01/01/2024

Why tf a dragon has nipple piercings? I thought the Combine banned those centuries ago. Fuck...

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There is some tactical reason for it, so we made some exceptions.

 

sometimes its for mounting hardware, and we can use it to check the subject's vitals

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Joined: 18/09/2023

icbm incoming

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Joined: 01/01/2024

Not gonna sugarcoat it

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Joined: 16/06/2021

Pink Tongue Flicks

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"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.

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Alright.  One!  Two!

What was the next one?

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bro thinks hes Donkey

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Joined: 18/01/2024

Cục đá sức mạnh.

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pissed he's not making updates to Booby quest, but it's cool to see him bringing new ideas To the table but without leaving the charm he has, I really appreciated your work DrShark24 please never change 

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Joined: 13/12/2023

all my homies must slay the pussy

Anonymous (not verified)
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I'm not a Dragon Slayer, or a Goblin Slayer, I'm a Pussy Slayer!

Sandvich's picture
Joined: 18/09/2023

Well too bad, I'm a pussy slayer slayer.

Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

well im a slayer of pussy slayer slayer's

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