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I wish skulldog girl anomaly was real. I would give her so much penis. Like more than the average amount. 

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it looks adorable now, but the stalking from the app is on par of the level of that one cowbell scp, plus that shit would look horrifying IRL

Zote The Mighty's picture
Joined: 19/08/2021

last part made me chuckle but go outside

Anon Music King's picture
Joined: 11/07/2022

We all need a friend like Mal0.

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Joined: 23/09/2019

Aren't SCP's supposed to be like......scary? This isn't very scary or horrifying. 

Anonymous (not verified)
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it's not like scps have to be scary, and when you take things out of context and make them into porn they end up being less scary.

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Joined: 05/12/2021

Only keter and Euclid class ones

Agent Ivan's picture
Joined: 30/08/2020

yea, ironically

DO NOT FUCK THE SAFE CLASS SCPs 

you will unleash hell upon the universe 

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Their class doesnt determine their scariness, it only tell you how easy they are to contain.

Safe = easy to contain

Euclid = we don't know to contain this

Kester = escapes happen often

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Joined: 15/05/2022

There is a literature scp that is a yellow blob that plays with you, tickles you, and even saves you

Anonymous (not verified)
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you mean 999 "the tickle monster"? such a cutie. too bad its father is such a nasty.

Anonymous (not verified)
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No lol, there are plenty of wholesome scps

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Joined: 11/07/2022

In fact, I'd say it's kinda wholesome.

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Xaklach-Vithai

Blood Angel's picture
Joined: 27/12/2022

DIE HERETICS

Anonymous (not verified)
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Bruh you using stolen art and turning it into nsfw it's a scp youtube

Anonymous (not verified)
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the fuck you mean bro its an scp any art of it should be free reign its the nature of the thing

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Joined: 10/10/2022

This sucks ngl 0/10

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Joined: 21/08/2021

Why is there a gay wombat on my screen insulting porn that looks like it was made specifically for people like them 

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The main difference between people who like this and me is that I'm gay but I come here to rate the porn (most of it being garbage due to not having enough men) and to tag shit as battleship which for the record means nothing I saw it has a meaning I lied I just find it funny

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You, I like.

Cracked Up Racoon's picture
Joined: 21/08/2021

No one cares anon shove a cork up your ass and walk outa here 

M the watcher's picture
Joined: 10/10/2022

It signed me out again ffs this is why you click remember me

MRVN's picture
Joined: 21/10/2022

That is why you use an old laptop running linux for porn, dont have to deal with a remember me button or signing in.

Average Californian Man's picture
Joined: 10/05/2022

scp animation channels ruin the whole vibe of the fact that most scps are horror or insanely depressing dont watch them

it Is Infinity more immersive to watch a guy with a monotone voice read it out for you instead of a marshmellow man making a 10 minute video on it.

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Joined: 21/08/2021

(A being of pure chaos, eats the fabric of reality and shits out demons) "this funky yellow guy gets the munchies sometimes but weird stuff happens when he does!" That's my best impression 

Average Californian Man's picture
Joined: 10/05/2022

the best channels are scp illustrated, the exploring series ,and thevolgun(who is famous for voicing a man with who looks like bird.)

Zote The Mighty's picture
Joined: 19/08/2021

I can back the exploring series. All of their videos are top tier

Anonymous (not verified)
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I agrre with u completely  except  if im just trying to get the wikihow version  of a scp im guilty of watching him especially  the light hearted scps or when a random scp # I never heard of is brought up in the main video

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What about SCP explained hosted by Hunter Peterson

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