"You successfully seduce the dragon, but in your haste you don't realize that the dragon is actually male and his manhood is thrice your size. Roll for constitution, if you fail, the dragon will split you in half with no chance of rescue, if you survive the dragons massive size will leave you crippled and unable to move ever again. Still want to fuck the dragon?" Which is probably still a yes, the horny bard always wants to fuck the dragon
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"You successfully seduce the dragon, but in your haste you don't realize that the dragon is actually male and his manhood is thrice your size. Roll for constitution, if you fail, the dragon will split you in half with no chance of rescue, if you survive the dragons massive size will leave you crippled and unable to move ever again. Still want to fuck the dragon?" Which is probably still a yes, the horny bard always wants to fuck the dragon
Would be even more funnier if she somehow rolls another nat D20.
Good animation RIP the sound