Trust me, fucking a vampire is something you should think about twice:
Cons:
-The body is always as cold as a corpse
-If you accidentally get your foot on a curtain you have dust all over the dick
-Time is meaningless, so he either finishes way before you or never gets to the point.
-Blowjobs are a pain with the sharp fangs. You don't want to turn into a vampire from a bite in the dick. The bite mark itches like hell for a decade and never heals.
-if you want to cuddle, bring a heating blanket or nobody will have fun
-It is very likely that some weird guys will stand on your doorstep and try to kill both of you
Pros:
-the body feels like a corpse
-if you are into being called useless or futile during mating, they got what you want
-it is always good to have a vampire on your side
-being a vampire on itself is pretty neat
-he can show you the way to heaven and even further beyond
-if he is about to finish, it is clearly to tell by a loud "Wryyyy" coming from him. I assume it is some sort of moaning
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Trust me, fucking a vampire is something you should think about twice:
Cons:
-The body is always as cold as a corpse
-If you accidentally get your foot on a curtain you have dust all over the dick
-Time is meaningless, so he either finishes way before you or never gets to the point.
-Blowjobs are a pain with the sharp fangs. You don't want to turn into a vampire from a bite in the dick. The bite mark itches like hell for a decade and never heals.
-if you want to cuddle, bring a heating blanket or nobody will have fun
-It is very likely that some weird guys will stand on your doorstep and try to kill both of you
Pros:
-the body feels like a corpse
-if you are into being called useless or futile during mating, they got what you want
-it is always good to have a vampire on your side
-being a vampire on itself is pretty neat
-he can show you the way to heaven and even further beyond
-if he is about to finish, it is clearly to tell by a loud "Wryyyy" coming from him. I assume it is some sort of moaning
Did...did you fuck Dio?
What the fuck. Okuyasu is jerking off on vampires
Maybe...
The Dio of my reality is a nice guy, unlike most other versions
never expected from you okayasu knowing such information i guess u started to read books thats good keep it up
had an crush on her as a chuld
Wow
I BEAT MY DICK LIKE CHRIS BROWNS WIFE I BEAT MY DICK LIKE COSBYS WIFE