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Your mom

 

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Anonymous
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Kratos... Ugh. I thought he finally understood but he still doesn't get the point, neither does Atreus; man getting pegged, whether it be by man or woman, is still gay either way, no matter how straight they claim to be.

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Pegging for a man will always be gay. As Kratos dictates here, the Ancient Greeks dictated that to be a bottom indicated the demasculinizing of a male, portraying them as weak and feminine. Thus even when undergoing pegging, due to the male's position being a sub, they are still in the position of weakness and femininity, ergo Gay

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Exactly. FINALLY someone gets it.

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Zote The Mighty's picture
Joined: 19/08/2021

ngl greeks pretty much pioneered homosexually

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Zote, elder but is disappointed.

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Anonymous
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fact: this was true of the Greeks, it was perfectly okay to fuck anything that moved so long as being the man you were the initiator. Fun fact: the vikings had a similar philosophy, but took it a step further by using it in combat or as a political tool, by subding another man and buggering him a viking could claim that man's land, home, wife ect, and in order to get it back the loser had to re challenge in order to claim blood debt

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Anonymous
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Lame

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Anonymous
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Why is there so much damn insest on pornhub I just want normal porn 

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Anonymous
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What is flashgitz here for

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Its for the Adult Humor section

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that's is so damn ass stupid 

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someone didn't take their stroke medicine

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Imma just come out and say it, Atreus has face pubes. He looks like a middle schooler who tries to brag saying he has a beard, but it just looks like he glued on random amounts of body hair to his fat loaf of a chin.

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Anon Music King's picture
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It only makes sense that the guys who used to traumatize me, now make me laugh harder than lots of comedians.

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Anonymous
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Oh flashigitz, nice.

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Anonymous
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This actually cures the addiction on many

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Anonymous
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Meat canyon getting crazy with it

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Anonymous
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NO WAY IT'S THE FUCKING VENUS VON WILLENDORF

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Anonymous
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Aww. This is so fucked up.

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Anonymous
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Watch it on YouTube

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Anonymous
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Esto es cine

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Anonymous
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Kratos be out here chasin da bussy

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Anonymous
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soo good

 

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Incredible

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Azazel - Demon of Cold Steel's picture
Joined: 23/11/2022

Fun fact: wario is immortal because he believes he can not die, he has Warhammer Ork logic time 1000

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A M O G U S's picture
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well i guess kratos isnt strongest 

also comics thor slaps kratos

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Zakk Wylde's picture
Joined: 22/08/2022

Only kratos can say "make love to men to the top" and make it sound the straightes thing ever said.

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Azazel - Demon of Cold Steel's picture
Joined: 23/11/2022

Racist Mario 2 when?

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Kim Jong Un's picture
Joined: 01/09/2022

Nothing Straighter than being on top of men, Spoken like a true Greek

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