“Life's brevity only heightens the beauty of each fleeting moment.” “Death is not the end, but a transition into the unknown.” “Death is a reminder to cherish every breath we take.” “One day, my story will come to its final chapter.”
Once upon a time, there was this guy named Jim who just wanted to see the world burn, so he got some 100,000 year old plant mush and burned it. Soon, everyone was burning this stuff for power. 2000 years later, everyone died. Oof.
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a BDSM or sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.
The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.
Once upon a time, a german guy thought of somethinh. What if there were no private possesions, no inequalities between rich and poor, and everyone lived in harmony? Then a russian guy decided to try it, but that did not go well and instead he started a dictatorship and a civil war, The End
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“Life's brevity only heightens the beauty of each fleeting moment.” “Death is not the end, but a transition into the unknown.” “Death is a reminder to cherish every breath we take.” “One day, my story will come to its final chapter.”
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Whack yourself on the head with your own cock, faget
You're telling me to: "whack myself on the head with my own cock", but somehow that makes me the faggot?
Idk anon, sounds like you're projecting your gay fantasies onto me you fag
Did you just make this?
Nope, found it on /k/ a while back
Still super funny lol
Once upon a time, there was this guy named Jim who just wanted to see the world burn, so he got some 100,000 year old plant mush and burned it. Soon, everyone was burning this stuff for power. 2000 years later, everyone died. Oof.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
*ahem
In the beginning, god created the heavens and the ear-
Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a BDSM or sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.
The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Similar to many other sexual activities, CBT can be performed using toys and devices to make the penis and testicles more easily accessible for attack, or for foreplay purposes.
This didnt make me sleepy it just made me horny!
lol
Lol
Once upon a time, a german guy thought of somethinh. What if there were no private possesions, no inequalities between rich and poor, and everyone lived in harmony? Then a russian guy decided to try it, but that did not go well and instead he started a dictatorship and a civil war, The End
Not really the end he died in between the civil war and some georgian guy took over the dictatorship and made it worse.
Then the georgian guy starting executing a lot of people and killed the tsar (?). Then he died too. The actual end this time
Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
that didn't help at all!