You are here

Home » Forums » a goofy a little thing I thought of

a goofy a little thing I thought of

165 posts / 0 new
Quick reply
Last post
Fri, 03/01/2025 - 20:40
#1
Fiyo a goofy a little thing I thought of

multporn hierarchy

 

1- Administrator

2- Admins (eg. AlexSpy, Hraft)

3- Ancients (5+ year accounts)

4- Old Heads (4 year accounts)

5- Adults (3 year accounts)

6- Teens (2 year accounts)

7- Prepubescents (1 year accounts)

8- Newborns (Under 1 year accounts) 

9- Anons

 

(also, i had a little idea that was implemented a while ago when a couple things change ((around the time Hraft came back)) and it was a status indicator on your profile. ex- Green circle= Online, Red circle= Offline. thank you for your consideration, o great admins :] )

  • User rate:
    8.8
    +
    -
  • 2481 views

Best comment

Sat, 14/06/2025 - 19:28
Fox Lover
Fox Lover's picture
Joined: 24/03/2025

I've seen active accounts for 7 years. I wish they would participate in the forums a little more.

  • User rate:
    13.2
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 15/06/2025 - 08:12
Radiance
Radiance's picture
Joined: 09/03/2024

you can't remain sane for that long, I mean, look at administrator.

  • User rate:
    45.2
    +
    -
  • reply

Add new comment

Sat, 16/05/2026 - 19:37
The Lord Warden
The Lord Warden's picture
Joined: 11/09/2023

what do we call those accounts that date back years ago and are as old as the site itself?

  • User rate:
    2.9
    +
    -
  • reply
Sat, 16/05/2026 - 21:51
White Monster Gooner
White Monster Gooner's picture
Joined: 20/02/2026

Eldritch abominations (they lost their minds)

  • User rate:
    7.4
    +
    -
  • reply
Sat, 16/05/2026 - 22:44
Totally legit Anon
Totally legit Anon's picture
Joined: 11/03/2026

Ayyy , the insect fucker is back.

 

We missed you buddy 

  • User rate:
    2.9
    +
    -
  • reply
Sat, 16/05/2026 - 22:46
White Monster Gooner
White Monster Gooner's picture
Joined: 20/02/2026

thx man and sorry about that had exams and an intership

  • User rate:
    7.4
    +
    -
  • reply
Sat, 16/05/2026 - 22:50
Totally legit Anon
Totally legit Anon's picture
Joined: 11/03/2026

No need to be sorry gng.

Life happens, just happy to see yall moving up in the world 

  • User rate:
    2.9
    +
    -
  • reply
Fri, 15/05/2026 - 01:12
John Moses Browning
John Moses Browning's picture
Joined: 08/03/2026

Goo goo Gaga. I want- I want milk.IMG_2657.jpeg

  • User rate:
    31.3
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 14/05/2026 - 21:01
King of Uncommo...
King of Uncommon Sense's picture
Joined: 29/06/2023

Not about the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. 
_
2d5dab7f-1bdd-4597-8eaa-666c5733fdfb.png

 

Spoiler

Who cares about period of time spent on this site? All of you newborns contribute more to the community than most oldheads. Everyone in this forum is an Ancient in my heart. Shit dude, I'm an ancient (w/ proof), I just didn't register my account cuz I was lazy af.

 

  • User rate:
    10.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 14/05/2026 - 17:50
Gamer_Dudey
Gamer_Dudey's picture
Joined: 10/05/2026

I CANT HELP MY ACCOUNT BIRTHDATE WHY ARE MY PEOPLE SO LOW

 

Thu, 14/05/2026 - 17:39
SupahStalin
SupahStalin's picture
Joined: 21/08/2025

Im a newborn </3

  • User rate:
    4.7
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 14/05/2026 - 17:41
Cerastus knight...
Cerastus knight lancer's picture
Joined: 02/03/2026

As am I 

  • User rate:
    4.7
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 14/05/2026 - 19:51
Totally legit Anon
Totally legit Anon's picture
Joined: 11/03/2026

As am i

  • User rate:
    4.8
    +
    -
  • reply
Sat, 16/05/2026 - 19:10
Danteh
Danteh's picture
Joined: 02/03/2026

<as I am>

Thu, 14/05/2026 - 15:49
Jager
Jager's picture
Joined: 04/01/2023

Welp im an adult now i guess

Thu, 14/05/2026 - 06:39
Drip Man
Drip Man's picture
Joined: 16/04/2021

Guess I've reached ancient now.

Jesus Christ It's Been 5 Years.

  • User rate:
    10.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 29/01/2026 - 08:46
LR STR RED Heavy
LR STR RED Heavy's picture
Joined: 15/04/2025

Making a "Newborn" role in a porn site may very well earn us all a FBI raid

Thu, 14/05/2026 - 18:58
SupahStalin
SupahStalin's picture
Joined: 21/08/2025

Could use one lowk

Thu, 14/05/2026 - 00:02
King of Uncommo...
King of Uncommon Sense's picture
Joined: 29/06/2023

Ova is LITERALLY on the loose.

  • User rate:
    12.8
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 29/01/2026 - 08:47
Fiyo
Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

as if the fbi truly gives fuck all about us lmao

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 29/01/2026 - 08:53
LR STR RED Heavy
LR STR RED Heavy's picture
Joined: 15/04/2025

oh yeah forgot we live in a twisted society nowadays 

 

but still it wouldn't be a good image for the site

  • User rate:
    13.4
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 28/01/2026 - 15:19
NeZha
NeZha's picture
Joined: 17/10/2023

that is not a good naming list for a porn site

 

  • User rate:
    42.3
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 14/01/2026 - 19:25
Fox Lover
Fox Lover's picture
Joined: 24/03/2025

We're almost at the end of the first year.

  • User rate:
    13.9
    +
    -
  • reply
Mon, 12/01/2026 - 19:53
Anonymous
Anonymous's picture

I’m an ancient 

  • User rate:
    -43.6
    +
    -
  • reply
Fri, 14/11/2025 - 01:46
Giorno NOT BRANDO
Giorno NOT BRANDO's picture
Joined: 06/11/2023

Word?

Sun, 09/11/2025 - 02:09
Demo Man
Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

i wish someone would pull off a successful role call of all the ancients that are still left

  • User rate:
    13.4
    +
    -
  • reply
Sat, 16/05/2026 - 19:35
King of Uncommo...
King of Uncommon Sense's picture
Joined: 29/06/2023

Probably easier to find the Avatar

  • User rate:
    7.4
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 12/11/2025 - 17:15
Anonymous
Anonymous's picture

multporn 10 years ago had more variety than today.

  • User rate:
    -2.8
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 12/11/2025 - 18:07
Anonymous
Anonymous's picture

This site ain’t 10 years old bruh 

  • User rate:
    -7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 29/01/2026 - 06:44
Administrator
Administrator's picture
Joined: 29/05/2015

Yes, not 10 years old, he is 10 years and 8 months old. Although, of course, it depends where you count it from.

Thu, 13/11/2025 - 16:41
Kelthuzer
Kelthuzer's picture
Joined: 20/03/2024

no, your are wrong proof https://multporn.net/users/administrator

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Thu, 13/11/2025 - 17:31
Anonymous
Anonymous's picture

Imagine spending 10 years on a porn site 😭

  • User rate:
    -14
    +
    -
  • reply
Sat, 16/05/2026 - 19:38
King of Uncommo...
King of Uncommon Sense's picture
Joined: 29/06/2023

You're right. I'd rather have crippling depression & credit card debt + be single, instead of getting involved with a cool community that supports each other through these trying times. 
Screenshot_1.png

  • User rate:
    14.1
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 17/05/2026 - 00:48
Demo Man
Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

kek

  • User rate:
    5.7
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 09/11/2025 - 20:19
Trim
Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

Screenshot 2025-11-09 191542.png

What about them super old ass accounts that always pop up on Currently Active Users, ive seen multiple old accounts, what would these ppl be classified as since they log on but dont interact?

Trim01

  • User rate:
    12.3
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 09/11/2025 - 20:33
Sems
Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

They are basically like anons 

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 09/11/2025 - 20:44
Gustaaf Verschraegen
Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

since we're going for an aging theme with these names, I suggest we call them miscarriages

they exist, or existed at one point or another, but theyre just not really *there*

if you catch my drift

but they still have an account which does put them a step above anons imo

  • User rate:
    8.9
    +
    -
  • reply
Mon, 10/11/2025 - 09:28
God Himself.
God Himself.'s picture
Joined: 01/12/2024

or we could call them drifters, miscarriages is funnier tho

Wed, 12/11/2025 - 21:45
Spoink Bim
Spoink Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

Drifter is good, and god, so is miscarriages, but imma drop one rq.

Here me out, "banished"

Huh, huh!? How bout that sauce, ehh?

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Mon, 10/11/2025 - 00:05
Trim
Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

But they are still actively online tho, so more like outcasts

Trim01

  • User rate:
    12.3
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 09/11/2025 - 22:53
Fiyo
Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

randomly calling someone a miscarriage sounds hilarious so im all for it

  • User rate:
    16.3
    +
    -
  • reply
Mon, 10/11/2025 - 00:02
Trim
Trim's picture
Joined: 09/08/2025

You miscarrige

Trim01

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Mon, 10/11/2025 - 00:33
Fiyo
Fiyo's picture
Joined: 13/12/2023

laughing my ass off rn, thanks trim :]

  • User rate:
    4.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 09/11/2025 - 20:48
Sems
Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Yeah no thats fair.

  • User rate:
    6.1
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 12/11/2025 - 21:49
Spoink Bim
Spoink Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

You are a wholesome lad.

Probably one of the only accounts... no-no thats not right... people-people here that actually cares about others around you. Thats a tall toll for someone to take up, and you should know that your doing good in life. 

Sorry, I just felt like spreading some good vibes. Take care fam, ✌️

  • User rate:
    8.4
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 12/11/2025 - 22:25
Demo Man
Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

too wholesome, disliked. push the cart 

  • User rate:
    6.1
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 12/11/2025 - 23:00
Spoink Bim
Spoink Bim's picture
Joined: 18/03/2024

Nice upvote there.

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 09/11/2025 - 02:52
Sems
Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Is that needed though? Theres like maybe 3-4 that are semi active or last i checked were.

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 09/11/2025 - 07:14
Gustaaf Verschraegen
Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

excluding Demo and myself, Warden is the only one I know of

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Sun, 09/11/2025 - 07:16
Sems
Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Yeah i thought of like theonetruegod or the universe, buut tbh both of them are not even semi active anymore

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 12/11/2025 - 20:08
Demo Man
Demo Man's picture
Joined: 07/07/2020

spy and medic are both still around but i rarely see them in forums

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply
Wed, 12/11/2025 - 23:46
Sems
Sems's picture
Joined: 15/01/2021

Spy quite literally replied to your comment 

  • User rate:
    7.5
    +
    -
  • reply

Pages