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Wed, 16/09/2026 - 00:05
#1
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Sun, 08/11/2026 - 02:25
#3
The pursuit of imagining "pickup lines" is dubious at best and you would spend your time better by just improving your charisma in general.
Sat, 07/11/2026 - 16:44
#5
Are you my desired mermaid? Because I can't help but not to look at your beauty
Sat, 07/11/2026 - 16:42
#6
Are you a (gender you’re attracted to)? Because I’m attracted to those.
Thu, 05/11/2026 - 19:19
#8
"Hey girl, are you Grandfather Nurgle, because I'd be the carrier of all your plagues"
"Even as a follower of Slaanesh, the greatest pleasure I can feel, is being around you" (I'm proud of this one)
"you may not be infinite, but you most certainly are divine"
"Forget the Great Game. You're the only cosmic puzzle I want to spend an eternity trying to solve."
"The great Tzeentch gave me eleven eyes, and every single one of them is completely fixated on you."
Thu, 05/11/2026 - 12:07
#9
i'mma just copy and pasted my boyfriend's attempts ;~;
"hey there cutie, are you a piece of candy cause You're so sweet"
"heya cutie, are you black hole? cause You're pulling me in"
"howdy ma'am, are you a bus cause i wanna fill you with passengers"
"hi there, are you an rope? cause i wanna hang out with you"
"hi there, are you an rope? cause i wanna hang out with you"
anyways It's probably cheesy or something but it gave a good laugh which i decided to give them a chance, honestly best decision I've made.
Tue, 03/11/2026 - 20:23
#11
"Dayum Girl! You're curvier than what Flat Earther's would believe in!"
-By Toby Vincent -_*
Thu, 05/11/2026 - 19:12
#12
got to be the single most disappointing pick up line I've ever had the displeasure of reading. I've heard worse. but those were jokes. this is clearly serious. I am so very, very disappointed in you.
Thu, 17/09/2026 - 11:31
#14
Hey honey, are you a bottle of fine liquor because you’re making my insides feel all warm and fuzzy.
-by me lol
Thu, 17/09/2026 - 03:30
#16
I know this is all of a sudden, but I would love to take you out for coffee sometime. I’d love to leave you my number if you're open to talking sometime.
genuinely most working pick up line
Wed, 16/09/2026 - 17:49
#24
are you a d3? because you reanimated my wounded heart (reanimation protocols rizz)
Wed, 16/09/2026 - 17:34
#25
I could pretend I'm not completely into you, but I'm a terrible liar and you're too good to miss.
Wed, 16/09/2026 - 09:54
#27
Are you Mississippi ?
Cause you're the only miss whose piss I sippie
Wed, 16/09/2026 - 04:41
#29
Call me Ahab, because I’d chase you to the ends of my life - and right through the Great Lake
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