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Guys I think I found some of the goofiest porn imaginable.

Alright so: You are all familiar with the concept of Japanese Hentais being translated into English. But I may have found the funniest possible way to do it. 

By using Australian localization with its respective slang/grammar.

For Example:

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This one is from a manga. But I've done some digging and found a few absolutely absurd examples.

1) hentai2read.com/me_stepmums_too_fuckin_hot_mate/1/1/   - "You're going wreck me kid-shitter" Actual quote on page 21

2) nhentai.net/g/173545   - "Your cock is built like a Brick Shithouse!" I'm sorry the fuck.

Did I waste valuable time searching that I'm never getting back? Yes. Do I regret it?  Absolutely fucking not. I was compelled to share this with you all for the reason that this was simply too funny not to.

I welcome more examples of this if you know of any.

I thank you for your time.

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Én comics's picture
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Ngày giỗ tổ này tao active 24/24

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Hết

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Bây giờ là 11:37 SA

Sems's picture
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I think a pair voiced an translated doujinshin like that Look up Dub4funhub on ph i remember it being funny

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what endeavor possibly could your person have been (respectfully) engaging in to rob the greater community of your indubitably essential comments

Sems's picture
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Having a normal sleep schedule

Drip Man's picture
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Might I ask what that is?

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Wake up at 2 pm and be alive till 7-10 am

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Ah, I see. So going to bed and waking up in a consistent manner.

I must say I haven't had that since before high school. It got all out of sorts when I started going to bed at 3:30am and getting up at 7:30am for school. 

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Well i mean, its not consistent i'll wake up later in the day aswell and then sometimes go to bed earlier. it just depends on my appointments

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fastest fucking reply i've ever seen (me too it's 9pm rn)

Sems's picture
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Well theres not much to do at this time, no friends in my or other timezones online + i can't sleep

God Himself.'s picture
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yea most users on this site are in america, not many europeans (active at least)

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I know of radiance, the universe aand thats about it all i know

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yea. all cool people tho

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i never said you weren't?

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It’s for my propaganda, going to be 2025’s biggest religion.

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fair enough

Sems's picture
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fair

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This is actually hilarious; Reading all these in a stereotypical British voice.

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Đồ họa 3D tuyệt vời nhất

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ey ey ey estoy de vacaciones

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What's insulting is that it's still somehow more palatable that most of the MTL shit I have to put up with in most doujins and H-games.

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I think it might be because it reads more like actual, realistic dialogue.

That or it's so bizarre to us that it loops back around to being normal. 

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Amazing find.

 

 

 

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My personal favorite:

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This is beautiful.

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what💀

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oh so you are active sick

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thank you shits absoultly hilarious

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Screenshot 2025-03-30 121041.png holy shit we need more of this